infectious-lovebites:

These two… I swear to God…

infectious-lovebites:

These two… I swear to God…

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

(Source: ilovesmoothjazz1998)

khaoskomix:

http://www.discordcomics.com/minoritymonsters/04-lucie-decline/

I like to think she wears a jumper because a bakery is the only place warm enough for her demonic skin.

Vote for the next one!

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lynzbae:

gerardwaysgay:

mcrneverbrokeup:

his shorts

hIS LEGS

BUT MIKEY THO

(Source: rouxx)

inkbats:

one time when my friend and i were really high i started writing this song and i sang it to him and we both thought it was the fucking greatest song ever written in the entire history of songwriting we were like “fuck i feel this everyone will feel this we’re gonna be famous” and i woke up the next day and went to read the lyrics and all i did while i was high was write down the chorus to i’m not okay by my chemical romance twelve times

shockyhorror:

shockyhorror:

(Source: kkittycat)

shitshilarious:

this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime

shitshilarious:

this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime

(Source: artjcf)

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

(Source: vvhaleshark)

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

(Source: sickassbonedragon)




Never let them take the light behind your eyes.

Never let them take the light behind your eyes.

(Source: eorwyn)

summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

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